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7N#qUZSG 2 后来我泡到一个MM，她说她是个车模！ Pq(f;h3g$A}

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5 在她不在的几天里，我继续泡着别的MM，连吃饭都在床上搞定了！
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6 有一天，我正在床上泡妞，那个车模美女找到了我，说要见我……
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7 还给我发了封情书，呵呵，真浪漫呀！
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9 于是，我开着我的明车去了……
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13 于是我们恋爱了
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强的！太强了！佩服啊

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真搞笑啊

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哈哈，太有才了

牛牛太牛了

看完了，顶下，辛苦了